◕‿◕ Hey goodlookin'

startemis:

Working as a hostess has:
1. Made me a bitter person on the inside.
2. Taught me how to fake a smile no matter how pissed I am.
3. Cry countless nights because of mean people.
4. And hate people that are rude and picky about where they sit. Whether its just 5 inches away from the seat I sat them or all the way the across the fucking restaurant.
5. Develop small talking skills while people wait to be seated
6. helped me get by college.

battlestanced:

Boring ass Sunday.

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

fffixe:

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Parov Stelar - Booty Swing
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nignoggy:

hakosukajapan:


Your bugeye will never be this cool.


Favorite bugeye ever for real

nignoggy:

hakosukajapan:

Your bugeye will never be this cool.

Favorite bugeye ever for real

bit3yourlip:

Such a way with words

bit3yourlip:

Such a way with words

upyourexhaust:

LANDIN WILLIAMS | Stance Wars 1 of 6 - Dennis’ S2000
smokinonthemoon:

blackwallflower:

airyairyquitecontrary:

PICK ME UP. RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

Grumpy cloud

THAT IS SO CUTE I JUST DIED

smokinonthemoon:

blackwallflower:

airyairyquitecontrary:

PICK ME UP. RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

Grumpy cloud

THAT IS SO CUTE I JUST DIED